ARGHHHHHH...I'm exhausted

I've dated short, tall and everything in between.

I've dated Black, white, Latin and some more.

I've dated fine-as-hell, unattractive and alright.

I've dated rich, poor and making it middle class.

I've dated MD, MBA, PhD, BS, JD and GED.

I've dated preppy, dandy, thug, biker and bohemian.

I've met men in church, at work, the book store and the car wash.

Men have hit on me at bars & restaurants, the theater and night clubs.

I've speed-dated for 3, 8 and 10 minutes.

I've done Single Volunteers and online dating.

My family has set me up and friends have fixed me up.

And with all of this...I could've had a V-8 and saved myself time, energy, money and heartache.

(Unlike Charlotte, I know Prince Charming can't save me; however, he and I can have a heck of a good time together!)