Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Favorite Tweets

Every so often I share some of my favorite (and unedited) tweets of this past year. My tweeps are prolific, brilliant and full of wisdom. Enjoy!

TeritaTweets twitter is the land of bitchmade dudes with problems.

Califmom Coffee: that special hug you give your colon in the morning.

Baratunde RT @TayaWeiss: Volcation: noun. Unplanned free time in random location due to results of volcanic activity.

Zaius13 Evidently that good Samaritan bullshit doesn't apply when you help an old lady cross the street on the hood of your car.

MochaBoss I am constantly amazed at how peoples lips keep moving when they are talking through their asses, so #RUDE

leapingwoman now in my faves RT @CathyBrooks: There are few things more humbling than realizing the enormous power and potential of one's personal story.

SkyPilotProjCEO I have come to the firm conclusion that every Customer service job, should have an open bar that the employer pays for. LOL

Neilochka I consider myself blacker than [President] Obama, whiter than John Tesh, gayer than Adam Lambert, but not as Asian as Jackie Chan.

Jillfoster Twitter's possibility to overcome isolation & connect people 2 awesome collaboration - is core of Twitter's awesomeness #bwe09 @Pistachio

TWalk It's not enough to do it once.

DianaMarie People are irrational creatures. And yet, are so proud of their higher thinking abilities.

PhilippaJane Listening to teenagers be judgmental on the bus- then thinking we all remain teenagers- we're just better at covering up *sigh*

JoeGigantino if u want to b rich in the true sense of the word, u must contribute 2 other people lives!

GCofOBM Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

MomSpark A dingo ate my Twitter account.

vaspersthegrate It is everyone's duty to destroy what is evil & stop what is insane.

RawDawgBuffalo Why do men become smarter during sex? Because we are plugged into a genius.

SheilaS Twitter at its best is a giant cocktail party (open bar & no cheap stuff, either) where I introduce wonderful people to each other.

RawDawgBuffalo Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

manup4 tip-"if you don't control your online image, someone may do it for you"

Smoothape twitter is not for everyone

4 comments:

califmom said...

Aw, you love me! You really love me! :)

steven edward streight said...

What a far-out way cool idea. Once again you inspire me to new levels of blogospheric conduct.

I will also do a post honoring tweets that I find profound or helpful. Thanks for including me in this list. I feel very special.

Just the pick-me-up that I needed, as my neck and wrist hurt from over-computing.

That is one of the best Twitter messages I ever produced, and I pretty much forgot all about it.

:^)

steven edward streight said...

I think I should explain that my Twitter nickname is vaspers the grate, which is the name of my first blog, now retired. My new blog is Pluperfecter.

Shannon said...

My tweeps are the best. They are witty, smart, inspirational and tolerate my craziness.

Y'all say some good stuff on a regular basis and make Twitter great.

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