#10ThingsNotToSayToMe

Yesterday I'd had enough and went on a Twitter rant. I'm putting everyone on notice on what not to say to me. It ain't deep or difficult, and to be honest if you used the teeniest-weeniest bit of common sense, you wouldn't say these things to me or anyone else.

Remember what Grandma said, "think before you open your effin' mouth" or something similar albeit nicer.

1. You'd be so pretty if you lost a little weight --> you can KMA!


2. Every woman should have at least one child -->why, why do I have to have a child?
   


3. If you had children of your own, you wouldn't feel that way --> yes I would, I was spanked and I believe in spanking, especially your impolite, nasty, badass spawn.
   


4. You travel too much, that's why you don't have a man --> yes, a narrow-minded woman whose husband is cheating on her said this to me...HA!
   


5. You don't need anymore clothes, shoes, etc. --> stay out of my wallet and I'll stay out of yours...deal?
   


6. You'll get married someday --> and what if I don't, then what, should I roll over & die, give up on life and pity my existence of nothingness...hold your breath beotches.


7. Why do you need such a big house --> because I want one ~rolling eyes~
   


8. You're heading into pre-menopause --> no, I can't remember ____ because I had too much to drink when I went out last night, while you were sitting home alone


9. You are just as pretty without make-up --> just shut up, no one asked you
   


10. You're a wonderful woman, and any man would be lucky to have you --> no ish Sherlock!!!