I'm deep...and I don't wanna be

I've got height.

At 5'7" I'm not considered tall by American standards. I have long legs, good posture (when I feel like it) and I wear stilettos, so people tend to perceive me as taller than I am. Height, is a good thing.

I've got width.

With an hourglass shape, I'm what the brothas call phat. I have T&A, hips, long hair and I wear clothes that accentuate my positives and detract from my not-so-positives (I don't have negatives). Width, is a good thing.

And I've got depth.

I recently caught a glimpse of my profile in a 3-way mirror* and I noticed that I have acquired some depth. Oh hell no, I'm not supposed to have depth, at least not this much. Height and width are sought after by women and desired by men. On the other hand, depth is detested by women and avoided by men (though I'm still bookin', but that's another post).

Good grief, I now have yet another thing on my plate --> becoming shallow...in the good way.